blind item
bear with me, folks I am using a typing mask to do this,,, if you dont know what a typing mask is, it's a plastic dingum that you slip over your keyboard to practice touchtyping . Just to give you an idea of how much i suck at this, it took me about ten minutes just to type these two lines.

so I am trying to free associate and write anything that comes to my mind, which I should try to do once in a while anyway, right?

I am watching " You, Me , and Everyone we Know" for about the fourth time. It's the kind of film people call "quirky", which in my mind is just a word that means "It doesnt tell one of the same six stories I am used to hearing."

My mom has this sixth sense about when I am doing things that require concentration. All night she has been coming down and getting slice after slice of bread. Or just staring listlessly into the fridge. Flippin wierdo.

Well, I'm gonna stop now, before I go blind. (I know, I've promised that before.)